The 3 Futon Riceballs

The Yogurt You Can Eat!

2008-06-08T12:53:00.003-04:00

I had this strange dream last night..
I dreamt that I invented by own kind of yogurt [I had been thinking about go-gurt, those disgusting tubes of yogurt, before I went to sleep].

Anyway, in the dream, I was designing a commercial, and decided the slogan would be
"the yogurt you can eat!!"

I think my future is in advertising.

-snig

More on eye makeup.

2008-04-20T18:09:00.002-04:00

I am becoming quite good with eye makeup. But only if you want to look sick or dead or both. I have so many pretty colours. They work as follows:

Black=dead in a very halloween-esque way

Brown=dead or on the verge of it

Pink=back from the dead

Pink+black=what are you on?

Purple=punched in the eye (although others can look like this too.)

Green=ill or decaying

Blue=hypothermia or just punched in the eye again.

I think it must take skill to make every colour go so horribly wrong. Which means I have mad skills. If only I could get my hands on a few shades of red. Then the fun could really begin!

again

2008-04-20T15:07:00.002-04:00

I made cookies this morning. they were the dark/white chocolate kind...they looked really really good...in the recipe.
I thought I would add raspberry to the recipe. So I did. and then they turned dark grey/blue. It was a horribly hideous colour. they were grey with little yellow and white and pink and brown spots.
but they tasted alright.

also, when I was spraying canola oil on the cookies sheet, I accidently was holding the spray bottle backwards, so it sprayed at me instead...after I turned it around, I missed the sheet and sprayed my cell phone by accident. it was a really unpleasant baking experience.

I had cold left over pasta for lunch.

Eye makeup. . .

2008-03-20T16:20:00.003-04:00

i have acquired something amazing! It is called pink eye shadow. It just happens to make you look dead. I really like it. I originally got the idea from the singer in From First to Last. And then I can wear it with black eyeliner! I have put some on Snig and made her into my little clone.

Bio homework

2008-03-19T20:18:00.002-04:00

This was seriously a question on my biology homework:

6. A matchmaker is a person who helps other people find marriage partners. Think of all the characteristics of an enzyme. In what ways are a matchmaker and an enzyme similar? In what ways are they different?

I'm not going to say anything else.

The Amazing Life of Elizabeth

2008-03-18T19:55:00.002-04:00

So, today me and my friend who I will refer to as Elizabeth were bored. And we wrote each other's life stories in the form of a trashy romance novel. Here is the one I wrote for her.

Elizabeth has three goats. (that is actually true.) One day, one of them got loose. She was frantically chasing after it, when she saw that some one had caught it for her. He was tall, dark, and handsome. When he looked up form the goat their eyes met, and they knew there was a connection. "Is this your goat?" he asked, as if he had just been hit with a heavy object. "Yes," Elizabeth answered, somewhat breathlessly. They starred deep into each other's eyes. Abruptly, he broke off his gaze. "Well, I'm glad you didn't loose your goat," he said, then he quickly stood up, and walked away. Elizabeth tried to call after him, but the breath caught in her throat. She starred into the space he had left.
Elizabeth could not stop thinking about this encounter. Who was he? she wondered. And why can't I stop thinking about him? She had finally stopped thinking about him a few months later, when they met again. Elizabeth was in the super market, buying some oatmeal, when she noticed someone who looked familiar, who she couldn't quite place. Then he looked up. Their eyes met. For a moment, the world seemed to stop moving. Elizabeth felt so flustered, she hurried away to the checkout.
"Why didn't I speak to him?" she lamented, minutes later in her car. "This was the perfect chance." However, she tore her mind from the issue, as she was to start working at a farm the next day. When she started there, it was like a dream come true. Her tall, dark, handsome stranger worked there, too! His name was Max. He had goats too. He was so gentle caring for them, Elizabeth knew she was falling in love. Max loved the way she was so devoted to her animals.
So they got married, had kids, lived on a farm in the middle of nowhere (Vermont), lived happily ever after, etc., etc., the end.

Fun with chemistry

2008-02-27T19:34:00.002-05:00

Our chemistry book sucks. They said Georges Seurat was an impressionist, when in fact, he is a pointillist. Later on, they talk about three types of carbon- diamond, graphite, and buckministerfullerene. What the hell is that? Now they are saying that food colouring spreads in water because, obviously the water molecules are moving, and bouncing the food colouring around. Of course. That is exactly what I think about when I put food colouring in water.

Death and Hatred and Anger and Flames and Explosions and...

2008-02-22T12:07:00.004-05:00

I just blew up a plate. In the microwave.
I was making a potato.

I heard this popping sounds or something. I thought it must have been the potato, even though I remembered to poke holes in it this time. So I took it out and stabbed it with a steak knife, then put it in. A few minutes later, I heard more popping sounds. After looking in to the microwave, I realized that pieces of plastic were popping off the plate and flying around the microwave!!! It was horrible!

And the worst part is...
THE PLATE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MICROWAVABLE! IT'S MADE OF MICROWAVABLE PLASTIC! I'VE USED IT BEFORE! I WANT TO SUE TEXAS WARE!!!

Stop hatin', people!

2008-02-21T19:29:00.004-05:00

I wish everyone would stop hating emo kids. People criticize them, saying they're too sensitive (what is wrong with having feelings, people?), or for writing poetry. Everyone needs an outlet, and poetry is a perfectly good one. Try it. You'll be surprised. What else, hmm? Dressing weird. It is more fun that way. Maybe them damn emo kids don't want to wear the same crap from american eagle. And what is wrong with eyeliner? It creates a look. It is just a different way of applying make up. Get over it. Also emo kids supposedly have low self esteem. That is not exactly unique. All these things are just stereotypes. That is like saying all Jewish people like challah. That's a lie. Everyone likes challah. Just stop the emo related hate.

CLAMS

2008-02-17T21:38:00.003-05:00

To the tune of "Pain" by Three Days Grace.

Chorus:
Clams, without love
clams, can't get enough
clams, I like it rough
'cause I'd rather have clams than nothing at all.

You're sick of eating fish
it's not the only dish.
I'll take you by the hand,
and I'll show you a dish that you can understand.
This life is filled with clams
when octopus doesn't work.
Trust me, and take my card
when the seafood's done, you'll understand.

Chorus!

Scallops and halibut
are better than cod and trout.
Trust me, I've got a plan,
when the squid is done, you'll understand.

Chorus!

Clams, without love
clams, can't get enough
clams, I like it rough
'cause I'd rather have clams than nothing,
I'd rather have clams.
I know I know I know I Know
that you're hungry
You know you know you know you know
that I'm here to feed you.
You know you know you know you know
I'll always be cooking for you.
I know I know I know I Know
you'll tip me later.

Chorus! Chorus!

I'd rather have clams than nothing at all,
I'd rather have CLAMS!

Oy, am I stupid.

2008-02-14T20:24:00.003-05:00

A hideously stupid idea has just occurred to me while listening to "Secrets don't make friends" by From First to Last. It went something like, "I am not a secret, because I make friends!" Well, I do sometimes.
Happy V-Day from you raccoon-eyed little friend Gigi.

Unrelated, but...

2008-02-13T13:42:00.005-05:00

I saw the funniest comment on youtube, in response to someone else's comment.

It was something like:
"calm down man! Have some herbal tea."

It made me laugh a lot.

Voice

2008-02-07T20:28:00.000-05:00

Gigi, you were complaining or something about Adam Gontier's voice on that interview...

I found some clips on their myspace and his voice sounded normal there, I think he was just sick or worn out or something. Rejoice.
(Adam Gontier is the singer from THREE DAYS GRACE )

...

2008-02-04T18:52:00.002-05:00

I think our blog is being very angry at the moment.

the new ****ing semester

2008-02-04T17:33:00.001-05:00

well, my semester is just fabulous.
I think my history class might push me to suicide. The teacher, who I will refer to as "tags," says that since we are an honors class we need s*** loads of home work, and some weird long running portfolio thing, which spell certain doom for me, as most things involving the word portfolio does.
My chem class could be ok, except for the fact that I sit about two feet from the front board. The teacher, who I will refer to as "Bigs", smashed a beaker (the sound of breaking glass is delicious) and lit some stuff on fire, which was cool.
Ceramics and nails do not mix, and that will make me cry. I DON'T WANT TO TRIM MY GORGEOUS NAILS!!! *sob sob*
Photography will push me to suicide as well. We were bored in school watching a boring movie about people being bored in school. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! (I am also listening to metal, which is mildly reflected in the scream)

And the new semester...sucks

2008-02-04T14:18:00.000-05:00

It is the new semester. yay. I have 4 horrible labour-intensive disgusting boring pointless required classes.
honours english 1 (and it doesn't get a capital letter)
geometry (w/ mr. o, who doesn't get a capital letter either)
honours bio
writing

DIEDIEDIEDIEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!

I have so ****ing much ****ing homework.
I have more homework today than I did all of last semester put together....well...maybe.
and my english class is full of ****ing annoying freshman girls. [ignoring the fact that I am a freshman girl...]

and my writing teacher told us we wouldn't have much hw, and followed that up by assigning a 2 page essay....

and gigi, I don't see you anymore... :(... we should discuss about the 3 days grace/breaking benjamin concert...

so, how are you guys doing this semester? :)

music vidéos=LOVE!!!

2008-01-18T17:09:00.000-05:00

Music vidéos that shock and astound us/amaze us.

Filth in the Beauty (Gazette)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=8G6dd8ZuAOk
Rokuko (Super Junior)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Oenw8hXQCk4
Niki FM (Hawthorne Heights)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=3xduReEZ3Ss
Paid in Full (Sonata Arctica)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=G1zkXdqcajk
The Mean Kitty Song
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qit3ALTelOo
I'll make a man out of you (Mulan)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
Try the Priest (Sweeny Todd)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIKDuTPnXFU&NR=1

They are all conveniently in youtube format, because I was too lazy to find better versions. Maybe someday I will explain why they are so horribly shocking and astounding. (for instance, filth in the beauty has an amazing number of consecutive simultaneous hair flips.)
Maybe I will add more someday, but that is a ton and enough for now. TRY THE PRIEST!!!

Favorite Colours

2008-01-14T16:58:00.000-05:00

I think Snig's favorite colour might be plaid.
Sodium's favorite colour is green.
Gigi's favorite colour changes depending on the situation, her mood, the weather, if she's hungry or not, etc. . . .

Happy new year.

2008-01-02T15:15:00.000-05:00

Tis the new year.

I celebrated it by watching Sweeney Todd for the second time, then Gigi and I ate popovers with meat. Mine had turkey(?) and cranberry sauce and mashed potatoes, and some sort of mushroom sauce, maybe?
It was good.

Happy Jesus Day.

2007-12-25T19:21:00.000-05:00

So, this is our Jesus Day post. I hope you are all enjoying jesus day. I think we should celebrate by eating Chinese food, listening to Disco Inferno, and probably lighting something on fire, because that is always good. I hope your Hannukah bushes are sparkling, and that your cat's aren't trying to eat the lights, like my cats are bent on doing. Happy Jesus Day to all!!!

love,
Gigi, your favorite jew

Crap Vacation.

2007-12-23T19:06:00.000-05:00

Snig is off to Montreal. Sodium is off to Vermont. And I am off to the most boring place ever to exist, Utica. The only reason I don't commit suicide there is because dying in Utica is just an awful idea. Ug!! the thought of it fills me with horror. Por que, I ask the world. POR QUE!!!! Damn it. It is at times like this that I hate life. >: (

Dinner with three famous people. . .

2007-12-15T21:47:00.000-05:00

If you could eat dinner with three famous people (dead or alive) who would they be?
Well, I think our answers were interesting.

Sodium (yes I'm back):
i have to think

Gigi:
Jesus
Brunelleschi
The dead guitarist from Hawthorne Heights, aka Casey Calvert

Snig:
Eric the Red
Genghis Khan
Vlad the Impaler

And you, Sodium?

@#%& lightbulb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-12-04T14:21:00.001-05:00

Ok, here is an amazing story that happened yesterday. It wasn't my fault.

I was sitting at my drafting table/desk thing in my room at about 10:30. I have (had) one of those lamps which attaches to the side of the table, and is adjustable and all that. I was about to adjust the lamp when...the light bulb exploded.
I don't know why, because I had barely touched the lamp. But it shattered and all the shards of glass flew everywhere!!!! And then the base of the light bulb was still on, so the wires were lighting up and sparking...and part of the lamp fell off. It was really weird.

It is sad.

2007-11-27T21:08:00.000-05:00

One of the members of Hawthorne Heights has just dropped dead. I'm really sad. They're not even my favorite band or anything, but I am still sad that one of the members is dead. :(

HAIR!!!

2007-11-25T14:58:00.000-05:00

So, yesterday, Snig and I (Gigi) had a hair dying party. My conclusion is that we/I suck at dying hair. Snig was dying her hair bright red. And half her scalp. I was dying my hair dark purple. Snig's hair came out really streaky. The purple barely even showed up in my hair. It is like brown with a vague reddish purplish tint in the sun. Sigh.

hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair
it is sort of like that.

wheeeee

2007-11-17T20:32:00.000-05:00

no i did not forget. im at the clarion hotel with gigi. we're up to dirty things... or so she says. she has a dirty mind. we're both so tired so we decided to go on the computer while the others went swimming. its pretty exciting. but im basically just posting for the sake of it.... so bye.

The blog is in a comma....perhaps

2007-11-14T15:09:00.000-05:00

haven't posted in a long long time...gigi just posted for the first time in a long long time...sodium doesn't remember, I think?
I had to delete the last post, the picture was screwing up the way the website appeared, on my computer, at least...
summary of deleted post: go listen to sonata arctica, they are very awesome.

and one piece of cooking advice: Beware of the subtle difference between the spoon marked "tsp" and the spoon marked "tbsp." There is a difference, and it can lead to OLIVE OIL POISONING-INDUCED PAIN!

ah, our dear blog. . .

2007-11-12T13:41:00.000-05:00

This is Gigi. Today, I have to rant about. . . lollipops. They are so sketchy. I mean, think. It is sugar on the end of a stick. Then you put it in your mouth and suck on it. Weird. . . whoever invented lollipops was demented.

Hello, poor, neglected blog!!

2007-07-11T22:57:00.000-04:00

the three futon riceballs are all on two week long vacations. and we left with in a few days of each other. COINCIDENCE!!!
I am reading the book Born to Kvetch. I got an excellent Jew joke from it.
So there's this man on a train, and an old guy is siting across from him. After half an hour or so, the old guy folds up his newspaper, and starts rocking back and forth saying, "Oy, am I thirsty." ahhhhhhhh i'm bored. finish later.

Hello, fellow riceballs

2007-07-09T17:33:00.000-04:00

This is Snig. I am in NOVA SCOTIA right now. It is much cooler than Franceland. There is a lot of ocean. and boats. and seafood. I might post photos later. I like how the temperature never goes above 80 F.......The house I'm at right now is very nice. It is right next to the beach, and was* next to some trees. We also took a ferry to get here. I do not get seasick, but The Siblings do. I did feel a bit sick when I ate a giant chocolate covered toffee square. It was very very good, but it was a bit like eating very well flavoured and dense sugar.
where are you guys? No one has posted in ages. I hope my aloe minions are ok for the two weeks when I'm gone. Or rather, I hope they haven't done anything too...outstanding.

*cooking accident, pictures to be posted once I return

Ah, the joys of labels

2007-06-24T18:51:00.001-04:00

These are all the labels we have ever used. Impressive, no? In a kind of sad way. I'd like to point out that "stupid snig" has the most, at six. heh heh. A lot of them are misspelled, which is probably my fault.

Haven't posted in ages...

2007-06-23T20:30:00.000-04:00

I haven't been posting lately...the blog looked so lonely. haha.
Wow. There was really no point to this post.
Whatever.
Our blog has no point anyway.
(this was posted by snig)

Fruit Street Detour

2007-06-18T20:45:00.000-04:00

This is actually something that happened a while ago. Sodium and I were walking home from downtown, and I saw a street called Fruit Street!!! Naturally, I had to walk on it. (you are witnessing the thought process of an idiot in action) Then we got "misplaced." So we were wandering around Fruit St., when Sodium had the brilliant idea to ask directions, after we had wandered the wrong way. We had to walk up a steep, mosquito-y hill. We found that we were out of shape. So we wandered around Sodium's slightly sketchy neighborhood until we found our way back to her house, minus about half an hour.

by the way, we have a lot of avalible tags.

SNIG SUCKS!!!!!!

2007-06-10T17:13:00.000-04:00

I HATE YOU, SNIG!!!! YOU ARE A FILTHY ABOMINATION TO ALL (NON)EXISTENCE!!!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST DIE IN A SLIGHTLY DAMP, HUMID HOLE!!!!!!

A song about me.

2007-06-08T20:51:00.000-04:00

In 1774,
Gigi killed a whore.

A person in my math class sang that randomly today. We laughed a lot, it was so random. It sounds better with my real name. Sometimes people just say things, without even intending to. It's moments like that that just seem to pull the wold together and say, "You're here." Little details, all those make life seem so special. Moments where small things, especially very mundane things, are recognized by a group, remind me that life is shared. The other day, i got into a discussion about when you microwave some soup in a porcelain dish, and the dish heats up but the soup is not warm. It happens. Life happens.

Hell is boiling over.

2007-05-31T13:55:00.000-04:00

It is hot. Hell is spilling onto earth. It is boiling over. Either that, or it is just june.

Hast thou left thy bicycle at the ranch?

2007-05-27T16:43:00.000-04:00

enough said.

The wisdom of the chinese

2007-05-25T20:49:00.000-04:00

"Luck helps those who help themselves. . .IN BED."

"Pick battles big enough to matter, and small enough to win. . .IN BED."

"You will have a long and happy life with your wife. . .IN BED."

"You never hesitate to tackle the most difficult problems. . .IN BED>"

"You have an active mind and a keen imagination. . .IN BED."

"All your hard work will soon pay off. . .IN BED."

"Get your mind set. . . Confidence will lead you on. . .IN BED."

"Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians. . .IN BED."

"You are kind-hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well-liked. . .IN BED."

"You have at your commanded the wisdom of the ages. . .IN BED."

"Do not let others control your fortune. . .IN BED."

"Many receive advice, only the wise profit by it. . .IN BED."

Tetes a claques

2007-05-20T06:33:00.000-04:00

We went to visit a friend of my dad's yesterday, and she showed us these french canadian movies. they're sooo funny, even if the accent's hard to understand. except theyre in french, which is a slight problemo. maybe snig can translate for you, gigi.

Pilote: http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/video.php?vid=22

Pilote part 2: http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/video.php?vid=37

Pilote part 3: http://www.tetesaclaques.tv/video.php?vid=72

Here's the translation for the first 2. I wasn't sure what some of the French-Canadian expressions were, so i put a question mark next to them.

Pilote:
-Mayday, mayday, flight DC 132 here, asking permission to make an emergency landing.
-Control tower here, what is your problem?
-My steward just informed me that we have a passenger with suspicious behavior.
-And what does your passenger have?
-A nail filer.
-A nail filer?
-Yeah, he’s filing his nails with a nail filer on my plane.
-Well, I don’t see the problem.
-You know very well that it’s forbidden.
-Yeah, but all the same, don’t exaggerate.
-Don’t exaggerate, and if he pokes my eyes out with his nail filer, who’s gonna fly the plane?
-Well I- I can fly the plane.
-Shut up, you!
-Captain, stay calm, captain.
-No no, no no no no… I’m not gonna stay calm, because that’s not all, he also brought on a little can of grape juice.
-Well then that must be because he likes grape juice.
-Who says its grape juice? Who says it’s not an atomic bomb in the little can?
-Listen flight DC 132, uh… I can’t authorize you to make an emergency landing just because you have a passenger who’s filing his nails while drinking grape juice.
-Hey stupid (zouf?), do you ever listen to the news?
-Yea, like everybody.
-Well then wake up (allume?)!
-Well, OK, you’re right, we’re not gonna take any risks, I’m gonna send two F-18s to destroy you during the flight. Thank you for your vigilance, we won’t forget your sacrifice, over.
-Hello, control tower, hello?
-Well done there. Very nice, very very very nice! Very nice.
-Control… control tower, hello? DC 132 here? Control tower?

Pilote Part 2:
-Captain?
-What do you want?
-The air traffic controller there, when he said that he was gonna send 2 F-18 to destroy us, well… well… well… do you think that he was serious?
-No, you know well that those air traffic controllers are all little jokers.
-Well then what are those two little spots coming towards us at full speed?
-Oh no, it can’t be true, it can’t be true.
-Hello, flight DC 132, do you hear me?
-Uh, yes, yes… flight DC 132 here… uh… what can we do for you?
-Commander McCoy from the Canadian Royal Air Force here. You have an atomic bombe hidden in a can of grape juice, and I have orders to destroy you.
-Ohoh wow hahahaha one minute Commander McCoy haha… calm down. Don’t- don’t press any button. This whole thing is a big misunderstanding. There is no atomic bomb in the can. There is no atomic bomb in the can.
-Are you absolutely sure of what you’re saying?
-Full certain, the can of grape juice only contains grape juice, its confirmed and verified. Abort! Abort!
-OK. But can you describe the passenger with suspicious behavior?
-He’s- he’s a little redhead from Chicoutimi with freckles and he doesn’t wear a turban. I repeat- he doesn’t wear a turban. There aren’t any suspicious people on my plane. Everything is great, we’re about to start the movie and plus everyone’s in a good mood. Abort! Abort!
-Well ok then, but for security reasons, I’m gonna have to ask you to land on the military runway in the north of Quebec, located near Kuujjuaq.
-Where’s that?
-Kuujjuaq is at the other end, even the Eskimo’s think it’s far. Uh… Commander McCoy… our passengers are going to Fort Lauderdale. And I- all the same I can’t drop them off at Kuujjuaq.
-This is non-negotiable, change course immediately or we will be forced to destroy you.
-Turn around, turn around right now captain.
-Roger- Commander McCoy, take it easy, don’t push the little button on the joystick. We’re changing course for Kuujjuaq right away.
-Message received. Over.
-Oh well done there. A normal little flight to Fort Lauderdale with a layover in Kuujjuaq.
-Shut up, you!
-Very nice… yup… very… very very nice. Very nice!

A funny if not slightly embarasing story.

2007-05-13T12:55:00.000-04:00

The other day, I was at the school for around 14 hours. So instead of dinner, I went to the ice cream vending machine. I decided to buy a strawberry popsicle. It was too cold and hard to bite with my orthodontally impaired teeth, so I decided to suck on it. A bad decision, as it turns out. The popsicle froze to my top and bottom lips. It was awful. It was the most painful and embarrassing thing that had happened to me in a long time. Well, maybe not so long. Meanwhile, my friend Magatha was laughing hysterically. It took far too long for that popsicle to unfreeze. Another day, anther doom. At least if you're Gigi.

very bad week...?

2007-05-11T15:09:00.000-04:00

Yesterday I fell down my attic stairs again. But this time I tripped and fell and hit my head really hard on the top of the door frame. I'm not really sure what happened then. I fell and landed on my side/back. I think. I don't really remember falling. I think my head was hurting too much so I didn't notice.
And the reason I was running down the stairs was that GIGI had come to carpool with me, and was ringing the doorbell over and over. I wanted to kick her.
and a few days ago I ran into a wall. My arm is all bruised. >_<;;

yeah...better not to ask, eh?

2007-05-08T14:55:00.000-04:00

HaLf BiRtHdAy!!

2007-05-06T07:04:00.000-04:00

HEYYYYYY I JUST REALIZED THAT YESTERDAY WAS THE BLOG'S HALF BIRTHDAY!!!

happy half birthday to usss, happy half birthday to ussss, happy half biiiirrrrthhhday dear 3 Futon Riceballs, happy half birthdayyyyyy...
toooo..... ussssssss!!!!!.
For the occasion, I drew a cake. Its beautiful, but don't stare at it too long. I think I'm going blind.

Dead

2007-05-06T06:41:00.000-04:00

Gigi, have you died? I'm scared. I wrote you two emails and you haven't answered them, and you haven't posted in a long time. Please don't be dead. She's not dead, is she, snig? If you are dead, then I forgive you for roping me in to your bad day because of my gullibility. I forgive you, too, snig. Sorta. Don't be dead, okay? At least wait until I get back.

Who knew?

2007-05-02T14:57:00.000-04:00

I am still in cooking class. Who knew we were supposed to keep the dry and liquid ingredients seperate? especially when the consist of baking soda and orange juice. They were supposed to be pancakes. They actually turned out ok. They would have been better if the cooking teacher didn't try to make the recipes healthy. Someone needs to inform her that adding applesauce or orange juice to cookies and pancakes does not make them healthy, it just makes them wierd and kind of disgusting.

And was Sodium the one who posted the pictures of herself and gigi? and why were they posted on the Gigi's Novel section of the blog, instead of Pictures?
AND YOU POSTED PICTURES WITH YOUR FACES SHOWING NOW YOUR GONNA GET KIDNAPPED BY SOME STALKER WITH REALLY WEIRD TASTE AND THEN THEY WILL EAT YOU!!!! or not.
but i laughed at the pictures, because they were funny. And did you notice that in many of the pictures of Gigi, the random strangers in the background are staring at her? I wonder why...

Ode to procrastination

2007-05-01T13:01:00.000-04:00

ahhhh i have to write my credo for "church" by Friday. How the heck am I supposed to write what i believe in one on page of paper (one side) by Friday??!!! Im freaking out. And procrastinating. Its amazing how much you can get done when you're procrastinating. I mean already, ive memorized a song on the piano, drew a model of the two floors of our house, had my first IM conversation in French, read a book in French, recorded a song on GarageBand, and read like 5 French comics. Really, if i didnt procrastinate so much, i wouldn't get anything done at all.

you have noooo idea how long that procrastinate thing took me.

Over and out,
Sodium

HEYYYYYYYYY

2007-04-30T10:02:00.000-04:00

You suck gigi. not really.
But i still hate you.
the only reason i fell for that whole thing is because you're likely to do most of those things, and actually, it IS possible that you're so stupid you'd do all of those things. I don't mean people in general. I mean YOU, gigi. YOU.
Feel the burn.
I hate you too, snig, for rubbing it in my face.
No, i take that back.
I LOVVVEEEE YOU SNIG!! FEEL THE HAPPINESS and FLOWERS and HEARTS and POSITIVE EMOTIONS!!!! FEEL THE JOY!!!
that should have about the same effect to snig as saying "i hate you" to any normal person.

In short, i hate you all.
All two of you.

Without love,
Sodium

p.s. haha theres already a label for stupid gigi.
p.p.s. now i feel bad. stupid label.
p.p.p.s. nevermind, theres a label for stupid sodium. i DONT feel bad anymore.

Chicken chucking, among other things.

2007-04-29T18:07:00.000-04:00

I've created a new sport! CHICKEN CHASING!!!!My neighbors' chickens are always getting into my yard. So we chase them out in more creative ways every time. Today, my dad went into the shed, got out his mountain bike, and chased the chickens around on it. I was herding them with a broom. Then I threw 'em over the fence, and ran to shut the gate. Finally, I hopped over the fence into my yard. In other news, my cat is really bipolar. I was petting him, and he was lying down and purring. Then, without stopping purring, he latched onto my arm, and tried to chew it off. If he wasn't so adorable, he wouldn't get away with it. He also has bad breath.

Hi. I felt like posting folow-up: It was all a lie.

2007-04-28T23:40:00.000-04:00

That post about my really awful day was all a lie. I'm surprised you didn't seem to pick up on that, Sodium. To start from the beginning, there are quite a few of impossible things in that last post.

I never stay up later than midnight doing homework. It's my policy.
If the milk is sour, I just eat something else.
In wellness, we do not play sports. That's a wellness 2 thing, I think.
We already had the quadratic doom test in math, and I never study and still get A's.
I never buy school lunches. I always mooch off someone else.
I don't sit next to the only person who might pull my chair out from under me.
I never mix up baking soda and baking powder.
Or help cook dinner.
I don't have english this semester.
I don't fall asleep in class.
I wouldn't get a detention anyways, since teachers love me.

I think that's it. But it was funny to see your reactions.

Don't think we are that stupid.

2007-04-28T14:35:00.000-04:00

We didn't fall for it. Well, Sodium probably did. But I didn't.
They don't give detentions at the highschool, do they? and you never fall asleep in class. and they probably wouldn't catch you if you did. and if they did catch you, they wouldn't give you detentions. And you had english last semester.
And do you ever even buy the school lunches?

Hi. I felt like posting.

2007-04-27T22:19:00.000-04:00

Hello everyone. All our readers (I mean you, Snig and Sodium, occasionally). I'm bored right now. So I'm going to tell you about my day. I woke up half an hour late, and while I was rushing downstairs, I slipped and fell down the stairs. The milk had gone sour, so I had to skip breakfast. Then, while I was about to brush my teeth, my brother hit me out of the way, or tried to, and my tooth brush fell in the toilet. Then in bio, we had a lab report to do, and I stayed up until 2:00 am finishing, and I forgot to print it out. In gym, we play some variation of tennis, and I got hit with multiple tennis balls, and my partner hit me in the head with a racket. As if that wasn't awful enough, we had a test on math about every quadratic thing in the history of quadratics, and i didn't study, because of the lab report. And that's bad, since there were a billion memorizy things I didn't know. Then the batteries on my graphing calculator died. At lunch, I had to get a crappy school lunch, and I was miserably walking to the table. When I tried to sit down, L pulled the chair out from under me, and the food went flying. It was spaghetti day. And I'd forgotten my gym clothes. I think I forgot to mention that. So I was hungry and spaghetti-stained. I was stared at in the halls. Then in English, we were learning something really important, and I fell asleep. So I have detentions for all of next week. And I don't get what we have to write a five-page paper on for Monday.It was raining when I walked home, and I truck drove past and splashed me. Then I realized I forgot my keys. I was going to ask to borrow my neighbors keys, but they weren't home. So I sat on the porch until Emily came to make me dog walk. the dogs were especially bratty today. And I slipped down the muddy hill, since it was raining. Then Tasha sat on me. When I got home, I changed my clothes, and had an hour's peace before I had to help cook dinner. I mixed up baking soda and baking powder, and burned myself on a pot. Life sucks.

Well, it wasn't what I was expecting.

2007-04-24T15:24:00.000-04:00

this conversation happened at lunch today. I was talking to my friend Magatha after I finished all my food.
Me: Magatha, do you have any food?
Magatha: No.
Me: Are you sure?
Magatha: Don't you have money in your sushi wallet?
Me: Yes. . .
Magatha: Why don't you eat that?
And I was shocked into silence by that comment. Then laughter.

wow. I'm really surprised we don't have a label for food yet.

Hello, over there.

2007-04-19T20:08:00.000-04:00

I am not in France. I wish I were, but I'm not. So hello, over there.

Labels with x

2007-04-18T07:03:00.000-04:00

gigi and i were looking through the labels, and i really think there should be a label starting with x. yes, that is all.

over and out,
sodium

p.s. i looked most of these words up in the dictionary. actually, all of them. except xylophone and x-ray.

p.p.s. I'm editing this so now, there are more labels with x's in them. All these words are either medical terms or places in China.

Now I too am in Franceland

2007-04-18T06:44:00.000-04:00

The last sunday, I left for franceland, as sodium so eloquently put it. In franceland, there is a bakery just down the street, and a mini grocery store called shopi. Sodi got us lost coming back from there. it wasn't me this time! anyway, we've passed another great threshold in our cooking careers. Handling raw chicken meat. It is really gross. But we managed, and planned and cooked our own dinner!(chicken and zuchini on egg noodles with a cream sauce) très délicieuse. bad french, right there. AND I SAW THE EIFFEL TOWER!! IT'S LIKE A PARIS ICON!! Paris really is more fashionable than the states. I feel so out fashioned.
-gigi

Water colour paints... and some other stuff.

2007-04-17T11:30:00.000-04:00

This is Snig again. I had decided to paint a water colour- copic picture. So I spent about half an hour searching my basement for water colour paints. In my basement, if you look for long enough, you will find about anything. ANYTHING. So I finally found a set of 12 colour ater colours. I brought them upstairs to paint...and...I noticed...they were moldy. Moldy. They had white fuzz growing on them. But I am using them anyway. Because I don't feel like trying to find another set. Although I know that there is another set down there. But it could take hours to find, so I won't.

As if I hadn't had enough for one morning, when I put the cd I had burned into the computer to play it, it popped up and gave 'album info' saying: "Bipolar teens around the globe are cheering for Hawthorne Heights' unsettling mix of doomed romance and aggression" I am not a bipolar teen who is cheering for whatever it was. IT"S ALL SODIUM"S FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVERYTHING IS SODIUM'S FAULT! INCLUDING GLOBAL WARMING!
Also: my mom randomly got me new pajama pants. Because my old ones were ripped up. Literally. But the new ones are dark blue, light blue, dark purple, light purple, magenta, pink, dark green, lime green, grey-green, yellow, and white. PLAD. Gigi, can you picture me wearing those?

Traitors.

2007-04-15T10:56:00.000-04:00

I hate you, Sodium and Gigi. You have left me all alone over spring break. and it is snowing. heavily. On april 15th. How sad is that? It was raining, but now it is snowing. Snow is accumulating on the ground. THIS IS NOT SPRING!!! Actually, I don't really care. But I do wish it were still raining really hard. I like the rain. And all my other friends are disappearing too.
So bring me back souvenirs from france.

Vacation homework

2007-04-14T09:22:00.000-04:00

Homework over vacation sucks. Even though here in France, we get 2 weeks of vacation (haha), I'm on the cold, wet, rainy coast of France for one of them (ugh) and with Gigi for the other (YAY!!). Unfortunatly, my french teacher gave us a 6 page short story to write for monday after vacation, and I have 5 pages done in english. I still have to translate them into french, by tomorrow, because Gigi's coming Monday. In short:
I HATE HOMEWORK OVER VACATION!!!!!!!!!

A lovely little story written by Sodium

(HA. So THERE. I DO post.)

It was my birthday, I think.

2007-04-12T14:58:00.000-04:00

Just a few days ago, on the 10th or April, it was my birthday, but no one remembered, until I said so. Even I didn't remember until someone asked me what the date was:
Person 1: Hey Snig, is it the 10th today?
Snig: uh..yeah, i think so..oh!
Person 2: what?
Snig: today's my birthday...
Person 3: It is? Why didn't you say so earlier? (it was last class of the day)
Snig: I had forgotten.
People: you FORGOT?
Snig: Well...yeah.

Even my family didn't celebrate til a day late, because me sister was in a play.
but i got some novels, manga, a hawthorne heights cd, and itunes gift certificate, a set of dvds, and some fencing equiptment. And my mom messed up the cake cause she forgot to put in flour. we had to buy one. it was good though.

this is completely unrelated, but it is my third day of cooking, and we are still going over utensils and safety. Perhaps this is a good thing, actually, but it reminds me of 2nd grade. (textbook with only large pictures of appliances and tools labeled in large captions, but no actual text)

Poultry animals

2007-04-10T19:19:00.000-04:00

My neighbors' chickens always get into my yard. It's really annoying, since then I have to chase them out. A lot of the time, the chickens are in my yard when I get back from walking the dogs. So I somewhat set the dogs on them. We hold their leashes, and walk them close to the chickens without actually letting the dogs devour them. We're quite good at this by now. But today it went wrong. You see, one of the dogs got a chicken by the end of its tail. it squawked even more than it had been squawking before. Chickens are some of the stupidest animals ever to exist.

A very quick follow up to the previous post.

2007-04-10T15:02:00.000-04:00

Beginning today, I am in cooking class at school.

Smoothie.

2007-04-09T19:23:00.000-04:00

Hello friends. I wanted a smoothie, and tried to make one. i added a overly large and unmeasured amount of orange juice, a bit of apple cidar, and some frozen blueberries and strawberries. I put it all in a blender, made SURE to put the top on this time, and turned it on...
and...
it all went ok.
for about half of a second.
then it started foaming and bubbling. out of the BOTTOM of the blender. why? WHY? It was beginning to splatter the room, so i got to the blender and turned it off. Turning it off took longer that i hoped, but I succeeded by trial and error. Then I managed to get the badly leaking blender to the sink and what was left of the partially mixed smoothie poured into the sink. The rest was all over the counter. Using a straw, i sampled some of the dying smoothie in the blender in the sink. It wasn t awful, but i had used too much orange juice.
Then, I figured out what went so terribly wrong.
I had forgotten to put the bottom on the blender. Seriously. Even I didn"t think I was that bad.
maybe I did, I dunno.

Take that, Gigi. It can get worse.

Delish!

2007-04-08T11:31:00.000-04:00

theres a kind of brownie mix that is very tasty. It is called no-pudge. all you do is mix it with yogurt, and bake it. Even Snig should be able to make it. Actually, no, scratch that.
Visit their website:
www.nopudge.com

Various uses of this blog.

2007-04-08T11:25:00.000-04:00

How Snig uses the blog-pathetic, annoying, whining
How Sodium uses the blog-spilling her boundless enthusiasm about her latest knitting project, or expressing her worries over the latest development in her life
How Gigi uses the blog-random crap that has nada to do with anything, or the latest thing that has gone horribly wrong

Gigi, you are a total idiot. Go die.

2007-04-07T18:28:00.000-04:00

I think the title conveys the idea I'm going for.
You might not believe it, but you are the first person I have EVER heard use the word 'troubador'. It might have pissed me off that you are using such big, obscure, and probably horribly outdated words, but I don't really care about anything like that.
and liking pon and zi doesn't make me a troubador. Who doesn't like Pon and Zi? Well, technically, I don't 'like', but that is beside the point.
admit it, you like them too.

A sophisticated taste.

2007-04-07T14:54:00.000-04:00

I have recently discovered a new beverage. Mix one part cranberry-apple juice with one part sanfoustino lemon carbonated water. I'm a veteran of many spritzers, but this one is exceptional. The lemon flavour adds depth and subtlety.

...Snig's post

2007-04-07T13:33:00.000-04:00

Go to ponandzi.com or azuzephre.net. all of you. and sodium liked it, so it can't be that bad, right?*
I have relatives over, and I am the only one of the immediate family who gets their own room. my sibling have to share a room while they are over, and my parents do too. No one will share a room with me because i like it pitch dark, i leave all my crap all over the floor, i go to bed late, and i wake up late. and i am likely to lethaly damage anyone who wakes me up if they are within reach.
and no, Gigi and I are NOT lucky that we have siblings. they are usually little brats. really dangerous violent well-armed little brats. maybe that's just my siblings.
and i love radioblogclub.com too.
http://www.radioblogclub.com/fav/0/1397288 Snig's playlist of doom and crap.(and songs that work about half of the time, so i end up with multiple copies.

*not correct

Irrevalent

2007-04-07T08:05:00.000-04:00

Hi everyone. I'm having a really good time in france. I really like the new layout, but this blog seems to be getting really really irrevelant and stupid. I think i have to start posting more, so it can be even more irrevelant. I made a playlist on radioblogclub, and this is like the 5th million time i've listened to it in the past 2 days. Here's the link to it:

http://www.radioblogclub.com/fav/0/1205295/0

My favorite song on it is How to Save a Life. Its really pretty. PERTYYYY PERTY PERTILICIOUSSSS SO SO SO PERRRRTTTTYYYY!!!

My parents are forcing me to go to dinner and a movie with them in paris tonight. i mean, I really want to go to paris, but not with my parents. ew. parents. you guys are lucky, because you have siblings, but I have to go all alone. At least if you have siblings then you can split the embarrasment two ways. God. I really can't spell anymore. how DO you spell embarresment anyways? Oh. Wait. There spellcheck. Unfortunatly, the sites being stupid and it won't let me do spellcheck. Oh well. I'll just have to live with spelling 'irrevelant' and 'embarresment' wrong. HAHAHAHAA i went to put spell check in labels, and theres already a label for it. Awesome. Hmmm. thats weird. I would think that there would already be a label for irrelevant, seeing as all our posts are so irrelevant.

Sheep are followers.

2007-04-06T20:12:00.000-04:00

I'm a follower. Thus, I'm a sheep. I wouldn't j-walk unless I saw someone else go first. If I was a sheep, my name would be Baba. I'd be Baba the Black Sheep. And I wouldn't give away my wool. I have no wool. No sir, no sir, no bags full. And as I matured, I would begin to have salt-and-pepper wool. But in my youth, my wool would be thick and curly and silky and luxurious. All the other sheep would look at my wool, and say, "That Baba has such beautiful wool. Let's follow that Baba, and get bad perms and dye our hair black." But they would not be beautiful like I, Baba. And if I was a sheep, I'd have a big tush.

More random crap.

2007-04-02T20:17:00.000-04:00

My English teacher's wife is having a baby, so we had a sub. He had a British accent. We had to read a sonnet, answer questions on it, and write our own for homework. I think I'll conveniently forget. One more skipped assignment won't matter. (NOT TRUE). Sodium, post on the blog from france, dammit! We know you have a computer because you've been emailing us crap. Not just any crap, but 6 paragraphs of crap per email. I climbed trees last Saturday. I kept falling. now my arms are even more cut up than before. It makes people suspicious of me. My sister (in 5TH GRADE) gets more homeword than me on average. or so she thinks. I will rephrase: My sister (in 5TH GRADE) does more homework than me on average. I am a slacker. Completely and totally. My sister is not. She does her work and spends a lot of effort and time and stress trying to make it good. If I even do my work, i usually procrastinate it until 10 minutes before it is due. But I think I am passing all of my classes. Except for music, which is the kind of class that one would fail on purpose just to make a point of how lousy the teacher is. And I trained the aloe vera to attack my brother. The other house plants are picking up habits from them. I am pleased. the time of my destruction of existance may be sooner than expected, not that that is saying much. If anyone has actually read this far into the post, i congratualate you for your utter boredom and lack of anything more productive to do.

school.... i hate it. (just how many of my post titles contain the word hate?)

2007-03-30T14:52:00.000-04:00

so now sodium is gone to france. the lunch table is emptying, as 'A', 'J', 'J', and 'B' are not here either. And The Evil Psycho Music Teacher (tepmt)was all wierd. he said 'ok..no talking at all'. Then 'Squash' asked for her eraser back from 'squi'. Tepmt gave her a detention. later, 'squi' was writing on carrots in pen. i was laughing. then tepmt gave me and 'squi' a detention. i asked why i got a detention. he said...'you are being annoying.' i asked 'so you gave me a detention because i am annoying? ' (asked in a tone that implies the question 'is that even legal') he said 'if you argue, i will give you 2 detentions.' then, at the end of class, we somehow got out of the whole detentions thing, because we are that cool. he is still a crazy #@$%. yeah.

I'm off to Franceland

2007-03-29T00:25:00.000-04:00

As the title suggests, I'm off to France for 2 months. The flight is tomorrow, 6pm. I am extremely nervous, due to two reasons:
1) I hate planes
2) I'm going to school in French

I will try to post as early as i have a computer, which may be as far away as April 5th, because we're staying at my grandma's until my aunt and uncle leave (we're switching houses with them). It also may be as far away as May 8th, because I have a really bad habit of forgetting anything that was said to me a day later. Yea... so... Okay. Thats pretty much it. I might also start my own blog/post thing about france, but we all know (no, actually only I know) how that turned out last time I tried it for Geneva. All I'm going to say is that I didn't get past the flight part of it. Im gonna miss you guys, Sodium and Gigi. I'll try to email. I have a really bad habit with emails, too.

Over and out at 0032 (12:32 a.m.)
Sodium

GODDAMNIT!

2007-03-28T21:34:00.000-04:00

I've just been bitten by a mosquito. Spring has begun. I wish it was November again already.

How many things can go wrong while buying pretzles?

2007-03-26T21:03:00.000-04:00

Quite a lot, apparently. . .

So, I wanted to buy some pretzels at lunch room the vending machine, because I was freakin hungry. I brought my dollar to the machine, and instead it, and selected B5. OUT OF STOCK. Thus, I went to the other vending machine in hopes of finding some delicious, honey-roasted twists of joy. OUT OF STOCK. I stood there, mouth gaping open, staring at the red LED screen saying, "Pick another selection." Then I decided Oreos would be a good alternative. SO I selected D3, or whatever it was. And guess what? OUT OF STOCK. Then the vending machine decided I was taking too long to decide an alternative to my alternative. My change spewed out of the slot, one quarter short. So I had to march over to the cafeteria ladies and ask for a quarter. Finally, I was ready to buy something once and for all. I picked Doritos. And you know what popped out of the slot? Some crappy french onion chips.

MCAS

2007-03-21T15:34:00.000-04:00

i don't like mcas. i've never been good at reading comprehension. Why do they care about how the author of a certain excerpt characterized his dogs, anyway? And if they do care, why don't they figure it out themselves? honestly.
at least they didn't ask how the passage made me feel. it didn't. at all.

fencing was fun last night. we had a tournament. i did well. how did you do, Sodium?
And gigi, we met a 'friend' of yours whom we will call 'L'. apparently she knows you, it seems...

my sister has a friend over. i should go annoy them and feed off their negative emotions...hehe.. pathetic humans.

It's our 100th post, and I'm using it for a stupid purpose.

2007-03-17T16:50:00.000-04:00

hello. It's gigi. I just found a really good idiot test, that I failed, but we all knew I was an idiot anyway.
http://www.americaworks.net/idiots/professionals.html
You will probably fail it to. oh yes! I took an evil genius test, and I am 66% evil genius! hahahahah!!!!! and I'm still 28% idiot.

i hate you, fellow riceballs, BECAUSE I CAN.

2007-03-15T16:30:00.000-04:00

i am posting here from lack of anything better to do. tis course selection time of year. i have decided to take honours English. because my parents blackmailed me. though, actually, i decided to take it because GG told me I shouldn't. and I hate GG. but then again, Sodium told me i should, and I hate her too. No offense or anything, you two. really. actually, never mind. feel free to take offense.
yeah...so i will destroy humanity, the world, and all existance. and probably in that order. or all at once, if i can. and as soon as i can. i am looking for comrades to help me with this ultimate goal. anyone? fine then. i'll go play with knives in some dark corner of my room.
this has been Snig, at 1649. i'll be going to my corner now.

I'm Sick.

2007-03-13T21:19:00.000-04:00

This is Sodium. Today, I'm sick. Last night, beginning at 10:15 (I mean, 1015) and lasting until approximately 3 (er... 0300) in the morning, I threw up 30 times. It was rather disgusting, and by the end, nothing would come out. Today, I had a slight fever and was a little dizzy. I'll be back in school by tomorrow, I think. People, just because I don't post every day doesn't necessarily mean I've abandoned you. Now that I have this hand-me-down computer that finally works and that I set my homepage to futonriceballs, I'll be posting more often (I hope). After Snig used her inaccurate idiot test on me, (I will get you back for that) I went on to look up others. They're actually pretty addicting, as addicting as an idiot test can be. Here are the links:
Idiot Test 1
Idiot Test 2
Slightly more accurate Idiot Test

-Over and out at 2030 (or is it 2130? This time change always screws me up),
Sodium who is not an idiot. Never will be.

I hate existance. and Gigi

2007-03-13T14:52:00.000-04:00

This is Snig, for anyone who couldn't tell by the name of the post. it seems Sodium has abandoned us again. She was also not in school. That was probably a good thing, because if she had been there, she would have been killed by the conversation i had at lunch. or maybe just put into a coma. i will not go into details of the conversation, but i will say it involved many sick jokes and plays on words that should never have happened, ever. Good thing i'm so twisted.
but then.. MY HAIR ELASTIC WAS STOLEN! AGAIN! BY THE SAME PERSON AS LAST THURSDAY! I KNOW YOU WILL READ THIS POST! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE, HAIRTIE STEALER! FEEL THE HATE!!! or not. and so i spent the rest of the day with my hair covering my face and my head down on a desk. again.
And out of curiosity, how many people turned out to be idiots on that "are you an idiot" quiz?
i bet gigi did. i bet sodium will to. if she ever goes on again. and i have noticed that there are more than one post tagged 'stupid snig'. it is gigi's fault.
btw, and should i take honours English next year? and will someone help me destroy existance? my last attempt failed. it was a field trip. i would have destroyed it all then, but THAT PERSON stole my hair elastic. and so i spent the whole time being depressed instead. and sulking in dark corners.

N's story

2007-03-12T19:49:00.000-04:00

There's this guy in my art class who probably wishes to remain anonymous named N. Well, he's not really named N, but you get the idea. He's a really amusing person. Who I laugh at. Any way, we were all talking about stuff we stuck up our noses as small children (like the mature high school students we are), and I was feeling left out since I didn't do that kind of thing. Then N told his story.

I stuck a pussy willow up my nose, because I thought it would feel really cool and fuzzy. But part of it got stuck up my nose, and when I tried to get it out, it just went up further. Finally, I figured out I could blow it out of my nose. And this was only like a year and a half ago!

It was funny.

I hate you, Snig.

2007-03-12T19:38:00.000-04:00

And it's not cuz of that last post. You see, you're always at flute or fencing or some crap like that when I start to get really bored. So, around 5:00-6:00, I'm starting to get really bored. So I result to calling Snig, who I can yatter at for hours. Any way, at the afore mentioned times, Snig is away. So today, I was really bored, as usual. Thus I resorted to calling Snig. Snig' s mother answered, and asked, "Don't you have Snig's schedule memorized yet?" OF COURSE I DON'T! JUST BECAUSE THERE'S A RECURRING PROBLEM HERE DOESN'T MEAN I NOTICE IT! AND IT USED UP A FEW MINUTES OF MY TIME! Plus, I'm trying to give away some anime stuff, and I thought Snig might be interested.

This is very accurate.

2007-03-11T17:58:00.000-04:00

the most accurate personality test I have ever seen. it is not what you think; it is quite subtle:

Do you want to know if you are an idiot? Click Here

you can thank snig for this wonderful assessment of your idiocy.

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

2007-03-11T11:11:00.000-04:00

hello everybody! It's Gigi. Sorry it's been so long, but I have a life and stuff to attend to, you know. So, yesterday I went to see the high school musical. They were putting on A Chorus Line. It was amazing. The actors and singers and dancers were all so talented, and the pit orchestra was also very good. They must have had a techie genius manging light and sound, because that was also fabulous. There was one song called tits and ass. There was this tiny kid sitting in the same row as me, and he was just like, hmm. I think it's too vulgar for him. Anyway, I went with Emily and the PVPA freak. we were walking home after the play, at 10:00ish, and they were convinced they were going to be murdered. They watch too much TV. Another somewhat amusing thing, I think, was that I lost my ticket twice. That takes talent. But I found it. We also bought food before the play even started. The concessions stand lady didn't mind, although she thought it was a bit odd. Then, during the intermission, we bought ice cream! Except there was like, one minute before the play started up again. So we inhaled our ice cream. Emily eats slowly. I finished the whole thing before she was even done with half. We had to through the rest away. so sad!

And that's my musical experience.

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2007-03-09T20:47:00.000-05:00

Hello everyone. this is snig.
I HATE MATH CLASS. and just about everything else, but especially math. quadratic equations are the worst thing i have encountered since exponents. they are disgusting. really. so disgusting i couldn't do my homework in case i were to get sick. yes, that was why. really. it has nothing to do with my intelligence. anyway...i hate quadratic equations. wouldn't you hate them too, if you were me? actually, you would not want to be me, quadratic equations or not. Seriously, even i don't want to be me. ANYWAY...
I have discovered that it is completely impossible to play music within one's household while other people are there without getting yelled at. Especially if you are snig, and you are trying to listen to Hawthorne Heights while your elementary-school-aged siblings and parents are in the room. Also if Sodium and Gigi are in the room. what's wrong with you pathetic humans? don't you listen to good music (that question was not directed towards sodium or gigi, because i know you dont). Maybe they just all hate me. actually, i know that already. but it is 100% true that listening to emocore has never directly killed anyone.
This has been Snig at 2100, plunging to quadratic doom

profane

2007-03-07T17:14:00.000-05:00

so, we were in snig's attic, flipping each other off. then snig broke down and ran into the bathroom screaming, "This is too profane for me!" I'm sure you see the irony.

a crash course in the wonders of technology

2007-03-06T15:00:00.000-05:00

this is the most useful skill i have picked up recently. i used it to listen to my ipod throughout all of science class...here is how so you can do it too!
you wear a long sleaved sweater, and put the ipod in a pocket (or just under your sweater), and bring the earphones from the pocket (or wherever the ipod is) under the sweater, through one of your sleeves, and with the ear piece on your hand, then just lean your ear against your hand and it will look like you are supporting your head on your arm.
talented people can pull this off with cd players and headphones, too.
NOTE: if you play the music too loud, it will be noticed. Also, if a teacher asks you a question and you are completely spaced out, it will lead to problems. DO NOT try to come up with a last second answer and mix in song lyrics; that always makes people suspicious. you would be suspicious too if someone answered your question with "eutrophication is when the lakes nutrients increase and a ghost, a silhouette, -i mean, algae forms and suffocates out my name, -i mean, organisms until your favourite picture, -that is they build up until plants grow and it eventually fills in and becomes i never thought, - a meadow or field."
you know...

Spongebob and Patrick Confront the Psychic Wall of Energy

2007-03-02T22:57:00.000-05:00

Before I begin, a song to entertain you all.

Patrick, you see, I'm growing a mustache
And though I know I must ask you
Does it really make me look like a man?
Spongebob, being a man is just a tough job
I hope you're picked to be the best spongebobs ever had
Working like a dog at the Krusty Krab
Now wait a minute
I think we hit a wall
I think we hit a psychic wall

woohoo thats a good song.

Okay. Thats really all i had to say. Besides, of course, that i had a pancake, a vanilla milk, tortilla chips, a muffin, a bagel, a burrito, a cheese stick, goat cheese, popcorn, sprite, and a sour gummy candy for food today. Yeah, no dinner really. I'm feeling kinda sick. I think you can guess why, seeing as i ate a lot. A lot.

Okay, thats enough. I'm tired now. Over and out,
Sodium

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..

2007-03-02T08:24:00.000-05:00

this is snig at 0824. we have a 2 hour delay!!! i love 2 hr delays. SO i don't have to leave for an hour. I wish everyday during the week was like this. so i be home alone listening to really really whiny screamy music that drives everyone else i've ever met to kill people. Hence the 'home alone' part. but i feed off negative human emotions and pain, so sometimes i'll play it when there are people home, cause their anger and frustration gives me energy.
but yeah. i love 2 hr delays. school doesnt start til almost 1000.
i dont want to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! at least 'tis a friday. but i will have to walk to my bus stop through 3 ft deep slush. ugg.
so i will write something else later. maybe.

An early morning Helloo

2007-03-01T07:18:00.000-05:00

Helloo! I'm writing this at 0720 in the morning (no colons) because, although I'm supposed to be on the bus right now, I'm not. This is because I took too much time to get ready, and I thought that at least ONE of my parents, who were sitting at the kitchen table right in front of the clock, and knew perfectly well what time I had to leave to catch the bus, would warn me when I had to leave to catch the bus (0710). But I came out of the bathroom, done getting ready, and it was 0715. The bus leaves then. I was mad, so I decided to kill 2 birds with one stone by: 1) Posting on this blog
2) Channeling my anger

Yea, so thats my story. Now I have to go to school. I hate school. At least its Thursday, and tomorrow is Friday!!!!!! I loooovvveeee Fridays!!!

Okay, bye for now.

This has been Sodium, reporting for the better good of all students who have to take buses, Over and out.

Aloe Vera Movie!!

2007-02-24T10:05:00.001-05:00

It's here! (drumroll please) Everyone's favorite picture censorshiped blog has come out with their first low budget picture censorshiped movie!! We hope you enjoy it. Comments on how to improve it are much appreciated. MUCH appreciated. I will say no more.

Over and out at 1009 (good idea, snig),
Sodium

P.S. You BETTER be happy, because it took me about 3 hours to upload and post this video.

Aloe Vera Movie

2007-02-24T00:15:00.001-05:00

Sorry, the movie is failing to upload on all the sites i've tried. Apparently, its an "empty" .mov file or something. whatever. I'll try to post it tomorrow. With some help from my fellow riceballs.

Update (9 mins. later...): I FIGURED OUT!! ALL I HAD TO DO WAS COMPRESS THE DAMN THING!!! YAYAYAYAYAY!!!! ITS GONNA WORK FINALLY!!

Philosophical (damn, that's hard to spell) moment.

2007-02-20T11:09:00.000-05:00

It is at times like this that I am inclined to wonder, "How many tools does it take to open a jar of mod podge?" I just spent at least five minutes trying to open my jar of mod podge. first, I tried the good old strangle/death grip turn left to loosen method. Then I ran the jar under hot water and repeated the good old strangle/death grip turn left to loosen method with a towel. Then I used the can opener on my leatherman to go under the lid and scrape out all the glue. This is an exhausting process. OK, I finally got it open, and now I have to go work on my octagonal box.

-Gigi, who is missing a lot of skin on her right forearm

Hmmmm...

2007-02-18T21:12:00.000-05:00

It seems Sodium has abandoned us again. Its always the same, no matter how much I threaten her.
Also, Ive been wondering, why is there a colon in times, like. 12:56? why not 1256? it is easier to type. I like it better. there. i am typing this at 2114 oclock.
I need a life.
no, never mind. that would be a bad idea. there's no telling what I might do if I had a life.
bye, everyone.
it is now 2115.

See why I have only a minute chunk of my sanity left?

2007-02-18T11:01:00.000-05:00

My insane cousins from Sweden are visiting right now. Every morning, they barge into my room, whack me with a f***ing cat toy, and sit on me. Then they yell and look through all my stuff. This is usually at 8:00, when no sane person should be conscious. In Swedish time, this is 14:oo, and their jet lag has worn off, BUT THIS IS NO EXCUSE!!! Luckily, my parents are cooking to impress, so last night we got to eat roasted green beans with lemon, olive oil, garlic, and pine nuts. IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!

guess what this is: :0))))
RESPOND!!

-over and out (as sodium would say)
Gigi

feb break is upon us, but for how long will it last?

2007-02-16T20:28:00.000-05:00

This is Snig. Posting because I am bored. I have a new hated enemy. It is...
<3. I hate less than 3. very very much.
also, I have a new motto:
"If you can't beat them, pay someone else to beat them for you."
and: "If you need money, have someone pay you to beat someone else for them."
these pieces of wisdom will help you through life.
Feel free to hire Snig to eliminate someone for you.

happy SNOW day!

2007-02-14T17:27:00.000-05:00

first of all, gigi about your story : if a person is an assassin and a serial killer, that makes them a serial assassin, not a serial killer- assassin. that would be someone who kills serial killers. and a ninja is essentially an assassin as well. and one from ancient japan. vikings were from ancient scandanavia.
and shlomo is not a name from scandanavia or japan. so yeah. HAHA! I crushed your dream, GG! suffer! I feed off human pain! wahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
ahem.
we had the day off of school today. because of snow. it would have been valentines day. you have no idea of how happy that makes me. i hate valentines day. because i dont love. literally, i don't have that emotion.
come to think of it, i don't have many emotions. maybe 2 or 3. yeah. anger and... twisted joy. and ramen. ramen IS an emotion.

Happy Valentine's Day!

2007-02-14T17:21:00.000-05:00

Hi. I'm back. I'm very sorry I haven't written in such a long time. Happy Valentine's day everyone! Love and flowers and general mushy gooey stuff (or schtuff, as gigi would write) for you all's enjoyment. Also, happy snow day! I'm going to a loud rock concert tonight with my friends from a long, long time ago. My mom called me to tell me and STRESS that it is going to be a VERY loud concert. A VERY LOUD concert. A VERY LOUD CONCERT. Okay, I'm done. Now snig is going on about how my arm is about as big around as her wrists. well, at least I'm not anorexic, which many people think i am. I MEAN, COME ON PEOPLE!! I EAT AS MUCH AS A $%#%$ HORSE, OKAY???!!! k im done rambling on. bye
over and out,
Sodium

Foundations in Art.

2007-02-13T18:15:00.000-05:00

I love art. I have so many arguments. Toady's argument was about whether pirates or ninjas or vikings are coolest. I'm not sure what won. I think it may have been pirates. Anyway, we are drawing contour drawings, and now I have to paint in the negative space. It's ridiculously hard. I quote, "Be a man, Gigi! Give up!" I also have manly handwriting, apparently. I wonder what went wrong?
So the real point of this post was to tell you all about my new great IDEA. It's to write a novel about a ninja-pirate-viking-assassin-serial killer-hobo-rabbi named Shlomo. Heer're the first sentences:
Sholomo hopped onto the train car and landed knee-deep in straw. The reason he was on this train car is he was hired to kill the senator in the front car of the train. You see, Shlomo is a ninja-pirate-viking-assassin-serial killer-hobo-rabbi. Shlomo mutered th Smah under his breath as he crept forward.
Okay, that's totally going to be a best seller.

I think I'm in love (swoon)

2007-02-10T23:03:00.000-05:00

Chicken has got to be the most delicious food on earth. . . I'm in love with it. If I ever had to give up chicken, I'd be forced to kill myself. Chicken. . . the sound of it is enough to make anyone drool rapturously, and the taste is like none other. When ever anyone eats chicken, it's like eating a little slice of heaven.

TRAITOR!!!

2007-02-10T17:29:00.001-05:00

SODIUM YOU TRAITOR!!!
YOU'VE ABANDONED US!!! WE'VE LOST OUR LAST REMNANT OF SANITY!!! COME BACK!!!!
COME BAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!11